Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tonight

I finally decided on an outfit. That only took me a week. I bought new shoes, but I'm not wearing them, I'm wearing my "You know what" boots, even though I don't think that's going to be happening tonight. Don't get any ideas.

Shower. Shave. Shaving takes sooo long. Exfoliate. Lotion. I used the last of my favorite juicy couture lotion because all the other men in life have said they liked it. I should have done a self tanner, but then again, what if I ended up looking like an ooompa loompa?

Blow drying. My arm is getting tired. Oh you're texting me...you're excited for tonight. Me too. I think. I mean, I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here is on, and I have a bottle of cab to finish and I'm already exhausted. But no, no. God, I have so much hair. FUCK. My straightener won't turn on! Oh, it's not plugged in. God, why am I so jumpy? I updated my twitter "hot date"...ughhhh. Shouldn't have done that. Now everyone knows.

Ahhh that's better. This is a good Cabernet for only being $1.99.

Make-up time. Lots of concealer is needed, have I mentioned how exhausted I am? There...I look like myself again. I'm actually pretty. It's amazing what a little Nars Orgasm blush can do. Orgasm. That's funny. Not happening.

The underwear dilemma. Horrendous, cute or sexy? Sexy makes me feel...sexy, but then I might be more apt to do bad things. Horrendous...no, I mean we never know what could happen. Cute. Settling on cute.

Should I text you and have you call me when you get here so I can be outside waiting? Or what if you brought flowers and we have to do that whole thing? I don't have a vase! I should, a girl my age should own a vase. Don't bring me flowers, it's cute but it's just easier that way. I won't hold it against you if you end up being "the one."

I'm waiting. I keep putting extra mascara on and it's getting all clumpy and I am starting to look like that crazy evangelical woman, remember her? Putting mascara down...walking away. My heels click clack across the floor as I pace. Sounds like walk of someone who is hot. I sound like someone who has it all together.

Text! You're around the corner. Butterflies. You are really cute (from your pictures) and over email you're so funny and intelligent and you know the difference between "your" and "you're"...I would totally have your internet babies.

A little more mascara...why the hell do my eyelashes seem to disappear no matter how much Dior Show I pile on? Ok. Ready. I look good.

I just drank the rest of the Cabernet from the bottle. From the bottle? No vase and drinking out of wine bottles. I am a catch.
The door shuts behind me. There you are. Here we go.


19 comments:

PorkStar said...

hmmmm very interesting : )

Mika said...

can't wait to hear more.

The Mug Shot Girls said...

sorry for not answering the phone. i was talking with the sister. however, you need to call me a.s.a.p today and give me all the juicey details. yes please. you sound soo sexy!! i hope it went well! ummm....i am still waiting for a hook up with someone who is related to you. yes? please help a girl out!!!

love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and kick ass picture. love it too! but not as much as you!!

a H.I.T. said...

Ah the days of finding love.

Charis said...

Love this post! And now I'm SOOO curious....what happened? Don't keep us waiting too long! ;)

brooke said...

um wow...this post is amazing...tell me more...woman give me the friggen goods!!!!

Brooke said...

Ahhh! I want more! I hope you had fun!! BTW Nars Orgasm = Amazingness!

Elizabeth Marie said...

:) XOXOXO

b is for brown said...

sweet! this is the best ever!
i am waiting...

hot photo. i love it.

Sadako said...

Hehe, very nice post! good luck!

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nicole addison said...

oh first dates, first meetings. i love them!! butterflies are my favorite :)

down and out chic said...

i want to know how this ends...or begins, whichever.

ONiC said...

i'm curious what would happen next

Elise said...

Beautifully written!

chicmuse said...

sexY! like the look.
kisses


Chicmuse
http://thechicmuse.blogspot.com

la flore et la faune said...

je suis très heureux de voir que tu as un titre français. like your style, very original. xoxo from paris.

Lush said...

OHMYGOD YES YES and YES.
The whole time I was reading this I was asking myself if this was me. I love it, your writing style is absolutely fantastic.

P.S. 'you're' and 'your'....thank god someone else out there considers this to be an absolute requirement for potential dates!

Emily said...

Just found this blog! Love love love. This post is superb. It's absolutely the exact narration of my {and I'm sure a thousand other girls'} thought process before a date. Perfect.

Cannot waiiit to read more. Keep it up ladies! xo