Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Dirty little secrets...

For some inexplicable reason, I have always wanted to have sex on the beach. You read correctly, "sex on the beach". Yes, even with the sand. Yes, even if it is beyond cliche. Yes, even if a sea shell somehow finds it's way up my ass. I really do not why the idea of me and some guy rolling around in the wet sand, gets me off. It just does. Watching Chris Isaac's "Wicked Game" video may or may have not had something to do with my infatuation. If you do not know what video I am talking about, we can no longer be blog friends. I have come close {ha, come close...} to fulfilling my beach sex fantasy. It started raining, and we were a tad too drunk. Not the best circumstances in the world. It has to be perfect. I know it is dangerous to have pre-conceived ideas about how my sexcapade will go down, but I can not help it. I am, after all, a girl.
However if I happen to find myself on some deserted beach with a guy, who closely resembles the above hottness, then all the planning and dreaming will somehow disappear into the void. Not really hard to see why...

15 comments:

Elizabeth Marie said...

How do I just KNOW you will make this fantasy a reality one day...sooner rather than later? :)

(It's fabulous.)

heisschic said...

wet sand... now that would have been on a good idea.


see dry sand... it goes places. it stays in those places. putting a tamp in after was quite quite quite similar to sandpaper.
that guy also got a sandburn on his lower back/upper ass.

friction and sand, man, it's a killer.


but wet sand... now there's an idea.

Gabby said...

Oh my god, the "Wicked Game" vid may be the sexiest video EVER.

Charis said...

Ummm I'll live vicariously on that one ;)

Wet sand may do it, but how 'bout a blanket? Easy peasy.

Catanya said...

It is just one of the best fantasies ever! NO doubt!

Wanderlusting said...

haha it's not worth it. Well, actually it is - just to say you did it :P

Kristin said...

Hmmmmm sand in my pink parts? I don't know. But is a ragin' fantasy.

sheri amor said...

sew in the beach what a great idea.. :P

Keeley said...

Holy hotness!!!!

brooke said...

wow....let me know how that goes...yes that video and the song for that matter...oofa!! nice!

AmyT said...

just make sure it's secluded...... ;-)

a H.I.T. said...

I tried once. My boyfriend at the time actually said no. Who turns down sex? On a beach? Apparently him.

Lelali Di said...

That was my fantasy too since forever, and last year I was pretty drunk in Spain with this guy I had been hanging out with and on our way back from the clubs I spotted the beach and totally went for it! We did it against a row boat that was on the beach, it was so worth it! Definitely try it if you're with a hottie and see a beach. Alcohol is advised though, since there aren't too many completely secluded beaches. Have fun!

Murat said...

thanks..
sinema izle

monica said...

hahaha love the post

wicked game video = mtv orgasm